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Two Factory workers walk into a bar and trick themselves into living another day. how many factory workers does it take
to screw in a light bulb? Two, one of them to do it and one to get a tattoo of the grim reaper playing guitar. Two guys walk into a bar to get out of
the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. Your sister is so ugly that it upsets her A white guy an hispanic guy and a black guy are in an elevator going up five floors after a minute goes by the black guy turns to the other two and says "At least I'm not a fucking chink."
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your dad sucks cock like a baby cow. A preist, a rabbi, and a six foot rooster walk into a bar. They have a drink, and then they go home to their families.
Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food over there. Black people talk and act one way, and white people talk and act a totally different way.
Knock, Knock?
How do you get a one armed polish person out of a
tree? Pull him, or shoot him, or maybe throw rocks at him, or possibly ask him nicely.
Why can't a blonde eat corn? Apparently they aren't smart enough.
What did the smoke detector say to the toaster? Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! What do you get when you cross a cow and a light bulb? An angry cow and a light bulb. Why did Jesus cross the road? Because the Romans told him to. Evidently they weren't very nice to him.
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